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1. The Cardinal has gone missing in the pitch black station depths - in Intergalactic Summit [original thread]
Not to cause offense of course, it's the truth. I used to be a security officer aboard a small low-traffic station before I signed up for capsuleer training. Granted, I keep forgetting that dealing with capsuleers is a whole different beast than...
- by Malthus Aurelius - at 2017.06.20 16:38:59
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2. The Cardinal has gone missing in the pitch black station depths - in Intergalactic Summit [original thread]
Aria Jenneth wrote: So-- to be clear, we're not that worried, or the Praefecta wouldn't be making jokes. But ... yeah. We are, a little bit. Amarr stations are ... well ... so.... The station we're based out of is in the heart of the Empi...
- by Malthus Aurelius - at 2017.06.20 16:00:29
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3. The Cardinal has gone missing in the pitch black station depths - in Intergalactic Summit [original thread]
I'm not all too familiar with security protocols aboard Amarr stations, but your best bet is to begin formal inquiry with the Station's watch captain. Any guard should be able to direct you to an office. Likewise most stations have terminals where...
- by Malthus Aurelius - at 2017.06.20 12:27:41
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4. Curse of the shadows - in Intergalactic Summit [original thread]
Elmund Egivand wrote: Malthus Aurelius wrote: Huh. Might need to order a spare pod so I can disassemble it and run through the onboard systems and features myself. To be honest, the longest I've been stuck in a pod was about three days out...
- by Malthus Aurelius - at 2017.06.18 19:42:29
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5. Curse of the shadows - in Intergalactic Summit [original thread]
Huh. Might need to order a spare pod so I can disassemble it and run through the onboard systems and features myself. To be honest, the longest I've been stuck in a pod was about three days out of necessity. Hate the damn thing. Nothing's better...
- by Malthus Aurelius - at 2017.06.17 15:01:07
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6. Providence without Imperial Pharmacy or me - in Intergalactic Summit [original thread]
Anabella Rella wrote: Vaari you never learn do you? It was your mouth that got you into trouble in the first place, you know. Why not shut the hell up and let things cool down a bit then try communicating with the appropriate parties IN PRIVAT...
- by Malthus Aurelius - at 2017.06.16 15:38:46
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7. Providence without Imperial Pharmacy or me - in Intergalactic Summit [original thread]
Ereka Nihil wrote: * breaks out the popcorn * I got the butter and Quafe' pops ready to go!
- by Malthus Aurelius - at 2017.06.16 14:25:19
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8. Rate the Avatar above you - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
Holy bajesus, this man looks like the very equivalent of what you'd expect out of a space-sherrif. Tough, grizzled, will probably shove your laser rifle where the sun don't shine. Like we're talking that he looks like the kinda guy that'd star as...
- by Malthus Aurelius - at 2017.06.15 18:31:02
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9. Cos you need a laugh - feel free to add your own jokes - in Out of Pod Experience [original thread]
Khergit Deserters wrote: Q: What do you call a Hobgoblin II wearing blush makeup on its cheeks? (Somebody answer please). CODE Pilots? ( GÇó_GÇó) ( GÇó_GÇó)>GîÉGûá-Gûá (GîÉGûá_Gûá)
- by Malthus Aurelius - at 2017.06.15 17:51:56
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10. [10 June] Happy Holiday to All Caldari! - in Intergalactic Summit [original thread]
Jason Galente wrote: You really shouldn't generalize. The defining aspects of a culture are often made by its elites, its highly educated bourgeoisie (And there is never even a consensus there). Not its average family. Billions of Gallenteans...
- by Malthus Aurelius - at 2017.06.14 16:52:03
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11. Curse of the shadows - in Intergalactic Summit [original thread]
Brother, unless you're making soft backups of your memory, then hiding in the dark won't be doing you a whole lot of good. God forbid a shelf fall on you or something. That pod's your immortality; A lot of people seem to be forgetting that. If I ...
- by Malthus Aurelius - at 2017.06.14 12:05:02
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12. Tell us about your home planet. - in Intergalactic Summit [original thread]
Born and raised on a Sukuuvestaa mining station. Yeah, yeah, I know, what the heck is a Civire doing in SuVee space? Well let's just say that we had a lot of Achuran neighbors. Nothing wrong with that of course, We're all still Caldari, we're st...
- by Malthus Aurelius - at 2017.06.13 16:49:32
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13. Capsuleer Muses! - in Intergalactic Summit [original thread]
Eugh, and to think I had the book thrown at me for not keeping up with grooming standards. My old foreman's probably rolling in his grave seeing some of this. Damn near everything shown off here's bound to get caught in a machine, or we're gonna ...
- by Malthus Aurelius - at 2017.06.13 14:50:01
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14. [NEWS] Closure of all State Embassies within the Federation. - in Intergalactic Summit [original thread]
I ain't the brightest, but I did learn one thing...These idiots NEVER put in stipulations regarding jump clones. Sure, I can't ship my rocks half as far as other folk now, but hey, at least I can still get home if I need to.
- by Malthus Aurelius - at 2017.03.22 17:14:10
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15. Federation mating rituals. - in Intergalactic Summit [original thread]
Someone explain this to the little man here; I don't find the behavior tasteful, but the most recent crew rotation aboard my frig was a cultural mix. Frankly I don't give two roe eggs how someone makes their kids. I trust that my corporation knows...
- by Malthus Aurelius - at 2017.03.21 05:55:24
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16. [BREAKING NEWS] Chaos Erupts During Caldari-Gallente Summit... - in Intergalactic Summit [original thread]
Listen, I'll try and weigh in on this, but politics are outside my realm of expertise; My parents dug, I was trained to dig, I'm paid to dig, and so I dig. How the heck I got picked for capsuleer training, I don't know. Fact of the matter is that...
- by Malthus Aurelius - at 2017.03.21 05:25:31
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17. Looking for Amarrian Orgy - in Intergalactic Summit [original thread]
And here I am almost losing my damned job for sleeping with a supervisor. A couple subordinates on my mining frigate watch these holos in their free time, but I'm not partial to them. Whatever lets the men blow off some steam while we let the la...
- by Malthus Aurelius - at 2017.03.21 04:53:25
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18. Rate the Avatar above you - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
Definitely looks like the kind of evil gentleman that cuts me a ridiculously tiny paycheck before blowing up my venture for having a complaint with upper management. Jokes aside, I want to set you between Dr. Evil and a battle-worn junior officer...
- by Malthus Aurelius - at 2017.03.21 04:21:07
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19. How do you think the speak? - in EVE Fiction [original thread]
Yeah, It's really crossed my mind as of late. (Pardon the butchered title btw)
- by Malthus Aurelius - at 2017.02.24 20:10:25
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20. What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed? - in EVE General Discussion [original thread]
PINEAPPLE HATING HERETIC! *Equips State-Issued rail rifle*
- by Malthus Aurelius - at 2017.02.24 04:13:28
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